PUNJABI

TASTE

Luxury from the Event Horizon

Dark Matter Index: +0.4% Sector 9: STABLE New Shipment: NEBULA SILK [ARRIVED] Entropy Levels: NOMINAL

"WE DO NOT SELL OBJECTS.
WE TRANSFER MASS."

In a universe defined by scarcity, true luxury is possessing that which physics forbids. SASKDESI exists at the intersection of commerce and the event horizon. We harvest the impossible so you may consume the infinite.

FEATURED ARTIFACTS

CURRENTLY TRENDING IN SECTOR 7

CURATOR'S CHOICE

NEBULA
SILK

Woven from the ionization trails of dying stars in the Orion Belt. This material possesses zero mass but infinite tensile strength. Wearing it feels like being hugged by a ghost.

PRICE

1500 IC

STOCK

LOW

Chronology

HISTORY OF
THE EXTRACTION

CYCLE 1024

The First Breach

Dr. Aris Thorne punctures the fabric of Sector 7. The first Golden Singularity is retrieved, costing three containment drones.

CYCLE 2048

Prism Stabilization

Light Refraction technology perfected. We learn to eat color. The market crashes, then ascends.

CYCLE 4096 (PRESENT)

Mass Availability

SASKDESI Luxury Inc. opens the gateway to select elite entities. You are here.

Proximity Alert

DARK STAR
CORE

Detected on long-range scanners. An object of immense gravitational pull approaching our sector. Prepare your wallets.

02 DAYS

14 HRS

33 MIN

59 SEC

CLASSIFIED

ASCEND

Basic existence is tedious. Acquire the SASKDESI Pass for early access to Singularities and reduced gravitational drag.

Priority Shipping (Wormhole)
Exclusive "Black on Black" UI Theme
Oracle Priority Support

SASKDESI PASS

∞

0000 0000

Entity Transmissions

LIVE FEED

ENTITY #892

FROM: KEPLER-186F

"The Golden Singularity provides a heaviness I have not felt since my physical form dissolved. Exquisite density."

HIVE MIND DELTA

FROM: THE CLUSTER

"We are pleased. The Prism Shard tastes like the color blue used to taste before the Great Silence. Recommended for collective consumption."

UNKNOWN

FROM: [REDACTED]

"It whispers when you hold it. The Obelisk Block is not just chocolate. It is a conversation with the abyss."

INTERCEPT THE SIGNAL

Join 4,096 other entities receiving exclusive coordinates to new matter drops.

MATTER TRACKING

LOCATE ARTIFACT IN SPACETIME

ORDER MANIFEST

VERIFY ATOMIC STRUCTURE BEFORE TRANSFER

SUBTOTAL 0 IC

GRAVITATIONAL TAX 50 IC

TOTAL ENERGY 0 IC

MATERIALIZATION COORDINATES

SECTOR

PLANETARY SYSTEM

RECEIVER DESIGNATION

QUANTUM ADDRESS

PAYMENT METHOD

CREDIT (IC) VOID LEDGER

IDENTITY VERIFICATION

SECURE CONNECTION REQUIRED

ENTITY REGISTRATION

FORGING NEW PRESENCE

IDENTITY VERIFIED

ENTITY 892

CURRENT LOCATION

SECTOR 7-G // REGINA

MATTER ACQUIRED

14.2 kg

CREDIT BALANCE

4,096 IC

VOID TIER

OBSERVER

Matter Transfer Log

NEBULA SILK

CYCLE 4095.44

DELIVERED

DARK STAR FRAGMENT

CYCLE 4092.11

CONSUMED

The Origin Story

BORN IN
THE SASKDESI

CYCLE 4096 // SECTOR 7-G We are not creators. We are harvesters. SASKDESI LUXURY operates on the fringes of the known universe, where physics breaks down and true rarity begins. Every item in our catalogue is retrieved from the Event Horizon of active singularities using proprietary quantum-tether technology.

THE PHILOSOPHY OF NOTHING In a universe of noise, silence is the ultimate luxury. Our products are designed to consume attention, to create a vacuum of desire. We sell the tangible manifestation of the unknown. To own a piece of the SASKDESI is to hold the end of time in your palm.

GALACTIC SOURCING

Materials sourced from collapsed stars and nebulae remnants.

ENTROPY PROOF

Guaranteed to exist for at least 4 billion cycles.

ZERO LATENCY

Instantaneous transmission of ownership via quantum entanglement.

Legal Protocols

Terms of Reality

1. EXISTENTIAL LIABILITY

By purchasing any Class-A Singularity, the client acknowledges the risk of localized time dilation. SASKDESI Luxury Inc. is not responsible for any years lost due to gazing into the abyss.

2. NON-EUCLIDEAN RETURNS

Due to the unstable nature of dark matter, all sales are final once the observation wave function has collapsed. We cannot accept returns on items that no longer exist in this dimension.

3. HANDLING PRECAUTIONS

Do not consume Prism Shards without protective eye-wear. Do not expose Aether Mist to open flame or vacuum. Keep Obelisk Blocks away from sentient AI.